So, if any of you ever wondered why we moved here from the good ol’ US of A, we’re pretty sure our new President’s inauguration speech will have explained it to you. We seem to have escaped a land which makes Hunger Games and Mad Max look like Lego Land. As the American Tourist Board goes into crisis management mode, White House staff practice their Russian and Melania starts her chosen project of stopping cyber bullying (er… take away his phone?) – we’d like you to know that this Saturday we had the largest crowd ever to eat brunch, period, both in person and via takeaway. Diners as far as the eye could see. Packed. Yuge. Yuge.